January 2012
guys don't hate on 2011, EVERY YEAR SUCKS!
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
December 2011
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Why does Ellie Goulding not have t-shirts I can buy?
I just want her face near me at all times okay?
My mom made bacon this morning and after an hour of smelling bacon grease I now need medication for a headache.
Bacon, you are delicious, but your grease is nasty and the smell lingers for way too long.
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mistermilafuckingkunis:
If you find a cowboy hat or hunting gear necessary things to wear in public, I don’t like you.
Mac reads my mind, part deux
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gods-thumb replied to your post: I started losing my voice so orange juice
I HATE ORANGE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DARE YOU SOPHIE WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE WE JUST CAN’T
ORANGE JUICE IS BASICALLY LIQUID SUNSHINE AND IT HELPS SORE THROATS
ARE YOU LIQUID SUNSHINE?
CAN YOU HELP SORE THROATS?
DON’T ANSWER THAT SECOND QUESTION.
I started losing my voice so orange juice
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Learning about Grigori Rasputin in my free time lol
too much coffee not enough food I’m going to collapse and die
the sound of trumpets irritates me
yup
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chairs that spin are detrimental to my work ability
I just keep spinning in circles
oops lol
Okay today work is actually fun because my manager left early and now everyone’s laid back and joking around
We all just head-banged to classical Christmas music
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Holy dusshfdlkjhf there’s a new kid at work and he is GORGEOUS omg
and everyone’s being so nice today
my co-worker John was like “you are the best to work with, seriously”
and then my manager was introducing me to the new kid and he was like “this is Tara she does all of our website managing. We’re very lucky to have this one, not a whole lot would get done...
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In fifth grade my brother and I had a Youtube channel where we would make a bunch of like skits and they were pretty funny and creative for 5th and 2nd graders but my dad made us delete all our videos because in one of them I was wearing a high school sweatshirt and he thought someone was going to stalk us and probably rape me.
Oh, dad.
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aw omg you’re too cute stop it :3
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gods-thumb replied to your post: Hi, I’m Tara’s brother and I’ve decided to be a…
but hes cute so its ok
No, Sophie. IT’S NOT OKAY.
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
Hi, I’m Tara’s brother and I’ve decided to be a pretentious douchebag all because Tara wouldn’t get me thai food 5 MINUTES BEFORE SHE HAD TO GO TO WORK.
I would also like to state that I am an idiot and do not deserve such a sister as Tara.
Sincerely,
Ryan
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I cringe when I see teen girls with yoga pants and Ugg boots and high school sweatshirts and perfectly straightened hair and way too much eyeliner.
What are you doing in St. Paul after dark anyways? Go home and “txt” several guys and paint each other’s nails or something idk
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drimogemon replied to your post: I feel like this maybe needs more but what should…
get it tattooed around your leg and it will be proper
lol no
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Do not ask me out on Valentines day
because I will not accept
because that’s cheesy as fuck
WE BUILT THIS CITY
WE BUILT THIS CITY ON
ROCK
AND
ROLL
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Tom: So what does the Man Pillow look like?
Leslie: Daniel Craig.
Tom: ...
Leslie: It's for my lower back.
I feel like this maybe needs more but what should I add?
I’d like to think that mens Irish Spring body wash stings your eyes way more than any other kind of body wash does.
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Just like I am unable to ask a serious question, Mac is unable to answer my unserious question seriously.
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I found the remix I’m dying goodbye going to slip into a happy coma now